Scary Shopping Spree D:

Hey, hey, hey! xS

I'm not exactly in the "cheery" mood - i'm in the scared mood Dx

I was going shopping with my mom, and we were having a great time.

Until, two crazy guys come and I think they were trying to steal and an old guy says that they can't?

All I know is that the two guys were about to throw punches at the poor old man but luckily the shop attendants "escorted" them out (and by "escorted" - I mean kicked out xL).

They started cussing and swearing stuff like:

"Go to hell."

"GO TO F****** HELL!"

"**** you."

And they shouted "GO" really loud when they were REALLLLLY close to me.

I jumped and began shivering and trembling really badly. I was SO scared.

I thought that these guys would pull out a gun any second now.

Or, grab me by the neck and use me as a hostage since I was the only kid there Dx

Once they were at the door, they started punching the attendants but they locked them out. . . . .

The guys were throwing kicks at the door until there were HUGEEEE dents in the glass door.

It wasn't long before it broke Dxxx

But they ran away before they could throw another kick.

I felt like calling the police, but my mind was completely frozen and my face was pale and blank.

THANK GOD THEY LEFT! 

I went over to the old man to see if he was alright.

He was, but he was slightly sweating (from fear - Who would't?!)

I got the clothes that I needed, and payed for them, AND RAN AS FAST AS I COULD.

Mom and I went to get some final groceries and went home.

That was like, the scariest experience in my LIFE (So far . . . . .)

I felt like screaming in there! (But luckily I didn't, since that would have made me a noticeable target Dx)

Thank god that the poor old man didn't receive a beating from those bastards.

I felt so sorry for him. 

If I was a 20-year old muscle-man, I would have torn those bastards into pieces and thrown them in the dump like crap.

But NO. I'm an innocent 10-year old GIRL, that has a freaking blog.

Damn, this dramatic crisis is bringing my inner-demon out xS

MWAHAHAHAHAH. 

Anyway, it was really scary, AND I GET SCARED EASILY Dx

When the news of the school-shooting in Connecticut, I was even scared to go to school.

And it was during the winter - which means it's dark in the mornings.

Have you ANY idea how scary it is, to feel like you're being chased by a murderer in the dark WHILE riding a bike to school?

Before I heard the news, I felt like once I reached school, scary people are kicked out by some magical barrier. (Don't you DARE judge me. I'm a magic-obsessed girl.)

BUT HELL NO! Some crazy person has to kill 20 kids, and 8 teachers! INCLUDING his mother and committing suicide in the end.

What a sick world we live in :(

Anyway, this post is too long, and i'm done expressing my feelings.

Hopefully, I won't have a nightmare Dx

BYEH!

How to be Tougher / Awesome?

Heyyyy. 

How's it going bros? My name is TedzyPieee. xS

I totally just made a Pewds parody.

DON'T HATE! GRRR! xS

By the way, thanks for all the positive feedback on my dog post.
I didn't mean to hate on dogs, but the cutest dog on earth is Maya. Cx
I just want to give a big thanks to all my friends for telling me their fears and how mine wasn't a big deal. I love you guys <3

Anyway, today i'll be making a little tutorial. . . . . .

How to be tough like Tedz! xS

It was the Smazing Deedstar that gave me this idea, and originally, it was going to be made for her - It still is, but we can share it publicly? xS I don't know.

BUT STILL, Its going to help you ALOT. Real life and. . . . Internet life? xP

Enjoy! (If you don't like it then you can kiss my fat vanilla ass xP)

Okay, FIRST, be awesome xS

It is a gift that you can have when you're born - or get it later in your life.

Mweheheh.

But, heres another tip: NEVER go saying that you're the awesomest person in the world.

Three reasons:

1) I'M the awesomest person in the world xS

2) People will think you're full of yourself.

3) It'll just make you an annoying RANDOMER! (Yeah, I said it - AND WHAT? xP)

Awesomeness comes to a person naturally.

Maybe when you're being ambushed or annoyed, the awesomeness will just. . . . . help you        counter-attack them? It works for me.

NEVER rush awesomeness. Patience is needed, grasshopper xP

Awesomeness works like a weapon.

I mean, who would want to be like this:

When you can be like THIS?

Mweheheh - I LOVEEE Photoshop xP

Be slightly cocky around people who annoy you.

If they say something like:

"CUT IT OUT!"

Then you can say:

"Sorry! I don't have any scissors xP I left them at home. Who would carry scissors in public?"

Mweheh. I love saying that.

It annoys the crap out of them.

NEXT PART: Be calm around trolls.

Trolls are freaking retarded people who don't have lives, and try to ruin other people's lives.

There is a slight difference between having an Opinion, and trolling.

*Hurhurhur ;D* I admit, I share my "opinion" ALOT. xP

HEY! I would't call it trolling - i'm giving people ADVICE! XD

BLERGH, Enough about me - once a troll starts trolling you, and you get tired of it, do something like this:

"This ____ is out of order, please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*"

Place your name in the ___ part. It's really fun to say actually xP

Erghhh, this post is too long. . . . .

I'LL END IT HERE xP

Comment below if you want me to do MORE "How to be Tougher / Awesome" posts.

Hope you liked it (Deed) xP

BYEH!!! 

FREAKING DOG BIT ME! :(

Hey. 

Title explains everything. I got bit by a dog.

Okay, I kinda consider this blog as a sort of diary? So, I might as well tell you.

I have a fear of dogs.

And i'm freaking proud to say it!

Yeah, I went to my friend's house "hoping" to have some fun - but thats when it came.

The Dog. 

It barked at me, sniffed my butt and stuff.

I tried to stroke it - but it bit my hand.

My friend took it outside - but let it in afterwards.

And it went DAMN CRAZY and bit my BUTT and my leg.

I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT LEFT A SCAR ON MY LEG :(

Yeah, though, taking the plaster off was more painful than the actual dog biting me. 
(NOTE TO SELF: Never place a super-glue plaster on a place where you have hair. . . . .)
I hate dogs. . . . .
(Sorry Jeddy! I know you LOVE dogs and stuff - BUT IT HURTSSSS! :( Forgive me?)

I am never going near a dog again. . . . . EVER! 
I even hate the word "dog".
That Dog-Biting-My-Butt moment just replays in my head whenever the word is mentioned.
Dx So, the good news is, I HAVE EASTER VACATION! :D 
(And I hope you do too Smoshey - so we can talk all day long! :D)

But back to the dog topic.
You dog-lovers out there might be thinking:

"WHAT THE HELL? DOGS ARE SOOOO CUTE! 
YOU HATE THEM, SO I HATE YOU!"

Yeah, I love you guys, but COME ON! I just got bit by a dog - What do you expect? Dx
Later on, I might consider being a little bit more comfortable around dogs - but right now, I want to keep my distance.

Thats pretty much it. . . . . .
HAPPY EASTER! (Almost xD)

Byeh! 
(Mweheh. You jealous of the stamps Smoshey? xP THEY'RE MINE!)

Lots of Awesome Crap Cx

Heyyy xS 

Mweheheh. It's me.

Haven't uploaded in a while. SORRY!

There just not much to blog about. 

So, i'll just come up with some awesome crap to blog about Cx

FIRST of all, there was this flash mob at the gallery in the city.

Pretty fun - even though I wasn't there. 

Heres the video - share with friends on Facebook, Twitter and stuff! xS

Why talk about New York in Norway? 

You're SUPPOSED to sing about Norway and how great it is -__- 

(No offence to you New York-ers. You're the best! Cx)

Yeah, pretty fun. 

SECOND, I saw this cover of Diamonds by Rihanna.

The girl playing the guitar is my cousin. Cx

I don't know the other girl O__o

MmHm, i've been playing wii - alot.

I've had seven friends over to my house (We played MONOPOLY xD).

School has been torturing us by making us do this FREAKING STUPID musical for Easter.

I LOVE easter, but this is freaking pushing the limit.

Making us PRACTICE the WHOLE week in a CHURCH.

My feet are sore for standing for about FIVE HOURS! (Every day Dx)

This has been going on for 5 days STRAIGHT. I can barely walk.

But then again, would you care about my misery?

I don't think you would because theres nothing you can actually do. -__-

And, the part about "showing emotions" and "make big movements" is so stupid.

I feel so STUPID doing it.

"Be surprised! Jesus' grave is empty! BE SHOCKED!" ERGHHHH.

It so embarrassing.

But at least nobody's like:

" LOL! LOOK AT HER! SHES SO STUPID!"

Well, at least they were SMART enough to know its coming to them too.

The Embarrassment.

 So, yeah. Its cold. Typical Norway weather.

Not really much to say.

My feet might die soon. AT LEAST ITS THE LAST DAY OF TORTURE TOMORROW!

NO MORE PRACTICING! YAY!

I think I just farted. . . . . O___O

Random. ANYWAY, what are YOU doing?

Sitting on the couch eating chips? Good, good xD

BYEH! 

Truth or Dare? xD

Heyloz x! 

I played Truth or Dare with Taffy, Pamzy, Jeddy, and LuCkY xD

I recorded it (being the smazing evil Tedz that I am xP).

Enjoy!!! (And watch LuCkY's embarrassment xD)

FUNNYYY!!!!

A bit long, but FUNNY!

xD Do you DARE to play with me now? Mweheheheh.

Come on don't be scared....... I won't bite.... 

But then again, you'll never know xD

I'm a naughty little liar girl xP

BYEHHHH! 

(DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE SLENDY'S DANCING!!! HE'LL KILL YOUUU!!)

Deactivated + PIZZA! + Random Stuff You Never Have Known Of Me... Mweheheheh :)

Heyloz x. 

I'm sure the one little word of my title caught your eye - Deactivated. 

MmHm, YUPPPPP. Panfu deactivated poor little me again xP

WHAT THE HECK? What am I "xP"ing for? IT'S NOT FREAKING FUNNY! 

Yeah, so, I just wanted my smazing friends to know.

Especially you my amazing, swedish, rainbow, unicorn, B.U.F.F., friend. 

*Cries Rainbow Tears* 

Well, I e-mailed Panfu, they replied (YAY), and they said they deactivated me for mentioning my blog on my motto. They want me to "Promise" them for me to be nice xL

I ....WAS.... going to e-mail them back... but I got lazy xP

Yeah, i've been interested in reading now... THAT DOESN'T MEAN IM QUITTING OR ANYTHING THOUGH O____O

I love my friends and fans so MUCH that I just can NEVER leave them <3

Though.... I DO hope that my friends go to Berlin and make Panfu suffer a slow painful death :3

Like these guys here ---->  

Oh, and you don't want to know what those guys did for their "painful fate"..... Mweheh.

Okay, WHATEVER xP

I made PIZZA!!!!! (And Pancakes for breakfast xP)

I took a picture.... thinking that maybe you guys will be JEALOUS xD

ERMAHGERD, Isn't it GORGEOUS? 

And I ate it ALL! Mweheheheh........ 

Though, i'm being nice here, so i'll give you a piece of VIRTUAL pizza xP *gives*

So, now the little bit of the title that you ALL want to know xP

The stuff that you don't know of me xD

I forget to tell my friends these things sometimes, so they might not know xS

1. My favourite type of music is Orchestral. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

2. I L❤VE "Two Steps From Hell". (Pretty freaking awesome name, eh?)

3. I like the couple "SonAmy" (Sonic x Amy Rose). Cx
4. I own a diary..... (I feel like a wimp -__-)
5. I forget what I look like if I spend lots of time with my friends or read a very interesting book OR,  after I listen to a nice TSFH song xP (I get shocked when I see i'm SUPER beautiful xP)
6. I throw a little tantrum when ever I fail badly xD
7. I sing "Gangnam Style" to myself to prevent myself from getting car-sick O__O 

That was unexpected Tedz. SHEESH xP
My parents even like Two Steps From Hell. Heck, they're even Norwegian! xD
Lucky me xD

BYEHHH!
(Slendy likes to dance xD)