How to be Tougher / Awesome?

Heyyyy. 

How's it going bros? My name is TedzyPieee. xS

I totally just made a Pewds parody.

DON'T HATE! GRRR! xS

By the way, thanks for all the positive feedback on my dog post.
I didn't mean to hate on dogs, but the cutest dog on earth is Maya. Cx
I just want to give a big thanks to all my friends for telling me their fears and how mine wasn't a big deal. I love you guys <3

Anyway, today i'll be making a little tutorial. . . . . .

How to be tough like Tedz! xS

It was the Smazing Deedstar that gave me this idea, and originally, it was going to be made for her - It still is, but we can share it publicly? xS I don't know.

BUT STILL, Its going to help you ALOT. Real life and. . . . Internet life? xP

Enjoy! (If you don't like it then you can kiss my fat vanilla ass xP)

Okay, FIRST, be awesome xS

It is a gift that you can have when you're born - or get it later in your life.

Mweheheh.

But, heres another tip: NEVER go saying that you're the awesomest person in the world.

Three reasons:

1) I'M the awesomest person in the world xS

2) People will think you're full of yourself.

3) It'll just make you an annoying RANDOMER! (Yeah, I said it - AND WHAT? xP)

Awesomeness comes to a person naturally.

Maybe when you're being ambushed or annoyed, the awesomeness will just. . . . . help you        counter-attack them? It works for me.

NEVER rush awesomeness. Patience is needed, grasshopper xP

Awesomeness works like a weapon.

I mean, who would want to be like this:

When you can be like THIS?

Mweheheh - I LOVEEE Photoshop xP

Be slightly cocky around people who annoy you.

If they say something like:

"CUT IT OUT!"

Then you can say:

"Sorry! I don't have any scissors xP I left them at home. Who would carry scissors in public?"

Mweheh. I love saying that.

It annoys the crap out of them.

NEXT PART: Be calm around trolls.

Trolls are freaking retarded people who don't have lives, and try to ruin other people's lives.

There is a slight difference between having an Opinion, and trolling.

*Hurhurhur ;D* I admit, I share my "opinion" ALOT. xP

HEY! I would't call it trolling - i'm giving people ADVICE! XD

BLERGH, Enough about me - once a troll starts trolling you, and you get tired of it, do something like this:

"This ____ is out of order, please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*"

Place your name in the ___ part. It's really fun to say actually xP

Erghhh, this post is too long. . . . .

I'LL END IT HERE xP

Comment below if you want me to do MORE "How to be Tougher / Awesome" posts.

Hope you liked it (Deed) xP

BYEH!!!